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- When Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney we're gonna be the jolliest assholes this side of the nut house! - National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.
- Hey, Ya Wanna DIE?! - (Bob) American Outlaws.
- The Lord says we can bury 'em out back in the orchard, no one will ever find 'em! - American Outlaws.
- Nice fucking fish - big fuckin eyes but a nice fucking fish. - Bad boys 2.
- You got big. I mean, you aged. What I mean to say is you got big and older. - (Jesse) American Outlaws.
- My plan of lying here pissing myself is working mighty fine, thank you very much. - (Bob) American Outlaws
- I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine - and he shall be my Squishy. - Finding Nemo
- It's my lucky rabbit's foot. I got it off that dead guy over there. - American outlaws.
- Cole: Hey! Just because Frank reads all them books and uses all them big fancy words don't make him smart!
Bob: Uh, yes it does. - American outlaws.
- Uncle Henry: You mean she bit you?
Miss Almira Gulch: No, her dog!
Uncle Henry: Oh, she bit her dog, eh? - Wizard of Oz.
- Never ever try to milk a cariboo. - Brother Bear.
- I hate to brag or anything but I've got some moves. - Brother Bear.
- Hey Twiggy, you better get used to it 'cause you'll be seeing a lot more of me around here! - Bringing down the house
- The names Hector - I have a last name too but I can't pronounce it. - Fast and the furious
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I'm, like, 98% excited, and maybe 2% scared. Or maybe it's backwards. Maybe I'm 98% scared, and, like, 2% excited. But that's what makes it so great... -I'm so confused! - Armageddon.
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You know it's all funny until somebody gets shot in the leg. - Armageddon
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I'm not gonna kill him, I'm just gonna shoot him in the leg. He can still work with one leg! - Armageddon
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You can take the girl outta the honky tonk but you can't take the honky tonk outta the girl - Sweet home Alabama
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Don't deny it. You were working it like a rib without the sauce. - Blue Crush
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Dude, I never went to college and check me out. I'm kick ass! - Orange County
- Miss Mullins: Sorry to interrupt, Mrs. Lemmons said that she heard music coming from the classroom.
Dewey Finn: Uh oh, it looks like Mrs. Lemmons is on crack, right kids? - School of rock
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Don't you be talkin' about my bow tie. - School of rock
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I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no." - Pirates of the Caribbean
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I ain't never lived in a house that didn't have wheels on it. - Where the heart is
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Temper's the one thing you can't get rid of, by losing it. - Anger Management
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Sarcasm is anger's ugly cousin... from now on, unacceptable. - Anger Management
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Eskimos seem nice. - Anger Management
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This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. - Home Alone
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Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken? - Home Alone
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You thought we were friends? You beat me up, you humiliated me, I'm 35 years old and I still have nightmares about the fourth grade! - Big Bully
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One time we were making key chains and I accidentally cut off my thumb - Big Bully
- Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation will cause your worst fears to come true. - Point Break
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