"Black guys - you can't see 'em in bed but you sure can feel 'em"

 

"While something was coming outta me, something was going into you"

 

"Whoa, that was some hole"

 

"Stupid blonde bimbo, probably doesn't even have her grade 9!"

 

"Sophie, I'm so hungry!! Can you please give me a crumb to eat?"

 

"Where art thou hommies?"

 

"Mr Jones, Ashlee broke her glasses so...." *long story

 

"Hunny, How much is a sundae" (okay.... this is only funny when you see Morgans little impression....)

 

"Do it! Or I'll start making weird cat noices!"

 

"Of course, blame it on the indian"

 

"Ashlee, run through the forest and make animal noises"  (wasn't funny til after! LOL Physco....)

 

"Why are you wearing half shoes?!"